The Lizard's Ultimate Swiftie Gift Guide
Get them something that WON'T cover them in hives or show up three weeks after Christmas!!!

No doubt, if you are a sentient human being (or frankly, at this point, even if you aren’t), there simply must be at least one swiftie in your life. Considering the number of records she sells and the number of people who…
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