Taylor Swift has been in the time-traveling DeLorean from Back to the Future and she used it to travel to 2023 to write Reputation
or, how Reputation is ALLEGEDLY a love album about a man who fumbled the fucking ball, and it has now been generously gifted to Travis Kelce by me (and Taylor too, incidentally!!)
(it probably goes without saying…I hope…but this is all a joke. For the most part.)
On the night of November 11th in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Taylor Swift sat down at her piano, put her fingers to the keys, and began playing a little song that you might be familiar with entitled “End Game.” I, like…
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